Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s like when your mom yells at you to stop staring at the neighbor’s dog like it’s the last meal on Earth.

'Kaakwɛ! You’re making me blush!'

'I’m not looking, I swear!'

'Don’t look, or I’ll tell your sister about that weird dream you had.'

2

It’s like when someone tries to flirt with you but you’re too distracted by your own thoughts to notice.

'Kaakwɛ! I’m trying to think about my math test!'

'I didn’t look, I promise!'

'I was looking at the ceiling, not you!'

3

It’s like when you pretend not to see someone, even though they’re right in front of you, and you’re both too proud to admit it.

'Kaakwɛ! I’m not looking at you!'

'You’re looking at me, I know it!'

'I’m looking at the floor, not you!'

4

It’s like when you’re being super sneaky, but you’re still caught red-handed.

'Kaakwɛ! I wasn’t looking at you!'

'I was looking at the clock, not you!'

'I was looking at my phone, not you!'

5

It’s like when you’re trying to act cool, but you’re just being annoying.

'Kaakwɛ! I’m not looking at you!'

'I’m not looking at you, I’m looking at my nails!'

'I was looking at my nails, not you!'

6

It’s when you say you’re not looking, but you’re clearly looking, and you’re both too stubborn to admit it.

'Kaakwɛ! I’m not looking at you!'

'You’re looking at me, I know it!'

'I was looking at the sky, not you!'