Kaagen

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A dork who thinks he's cool. Super sweet but will swear at you if you make fun of his hair. Has a brain like a supercomputer and a heart bigger than a pizza. You'll laugh until you cry if he tries to be funny.
He called me a f***ing idiot for forgetting his birthday. Then he sent me a cake.
He solved a math problem in 10 seconds and then cried because I called him a nerd.
He said I was the best friend he ever had. Then he called me a f***ing disaster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most annoyingly nice guy you'll ever know. Has a brain full of facts and a body like a superhero. Will make you feel like a million bucks but will cuss you out if you tease him.
He told me I was the smartest person he knew. Then he called me a f***ing moron for not knowing the answer.
He flexed his muscles and said I was the best friend ever. Then he called me a f***ing disaster.
He made me laugh so hard I cried. Then he cussed me out for being a f***ing idiot.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A walking miracle. Has the brain of a genius and the heart of a saint. But if you mess with him, he'll swear at you and make you feel like the worst person in the world.
He said I was the best friend he ever had. Then he cussed me out for not knowing the answer.
He made me laugh so hard I cried. Then he called me a f***ing moron.
He told me I was the smartest person he knew. Then he said I was a f***ing disaster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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