Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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No Rizz is when you’re so ugly your face looks like it got hit by a truck and a bad decision.

My ex said I had no Rizz. I told him I had enough Rizz to make him cry.

He asked me out. I said no. He said I had no Rizz. I said he had no brain.

I tried to flirt. It was like watching a dog try to dance.

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No Rizz is when your charm is weaker than a toddler’s nap time.

She called me out for having no Rizz. I said I had enough to make her jealous.

I tried to impress her. She yawned. That’s how bad my Rizz was.

I told him he had no Rizz. He said I had no life.

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No Rizz is when your confidence is lower than your GPA.

He said I had no Rizz. I said his GPA was lower than my confidence.

She tried to flirt with me. I said no. She said I had no Rizz. I said she had no sense.

I told him he had no Rizz. He said I had no idea what Rizz was.

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No Rizz is when your flirting skills are worse than your mom’s cooking.

I said I had no Rizz. She said my mom’s cooking was worse.

He tried to hit on me. I said no. He said I had no Rizz. I said he had no taste.

I told her she had no Rizz. She said my mom’s soup was better.

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No Rizz is when your personality is so boring it puts people to sleep.

He said I had no Rizz. I said his personality put people to sleep.

She asked me out. I said no. She said I had no Rizz. I said she had no fun.

I told him he had no Rizz. He said I had no life.

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No Rizz is when your looks make people question their life choices.

He said I had no Rizz. I said his looks made people question their life choices.

She said I had no Rizz. I said hers made me question mine.

I told him he had no Rizz. He said I had no brain.