Kaadar

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A Gujarati who knows how to save money like a fat kid knows how to eat a whole cake.
I paid $10 for a $50 shirt because I thought it was a coupon. Kaadar says I'm an idiot.
He got a 50% discount on a stock and I got a 50% discount on my dignity.
Kaadar found a coupon for my coffee and my rent. I'm still paying for my dignity.
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A Gujarati who makes your bank account look like it's been through a war.
Kaadar turned my savings into a savings account. Now it’s just savings.
He took my money and turned it into a tax deduction. I didn’t even know taxes could be sexy.
He bought a stock for me and I lost my soul. I'm still paying for it.
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A Gujarati who thinks your wallet is just a place to keep your pride.
Kaadar took my wallet and my pride. I had to borrow money from my mom.
He spent my money on a stock and I had to eat a sandwich for a week.
I thought I was rich until Kaadar showed me my bank statement. I was wrong.
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A Gujarati who can turn your money into a coupon and your coupon into a tax break.
Kaadar gave me a coupon and I turned it into a tax break. I still don’t know how.
He took my money and turned it into a tax break. I just got a tax bill.
He used my money for a stock and now I'm rich. Or so I thought.
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A Gujarati who can make your bank account cry and your wallet laugh.
Kaadar made my bank account cry and my wallet laugh. I had to take out a loan.
He turned my savings into a savings account. I don't know what that means.
He gave me a coupon and my wallet laughed. My bank account was sad.
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A Gujarati who thinks your money is just a number and your pride is just a tax.
Kaadar turned my money into a number and my pride into a tax. I’m paying for it.
He told me my money was just a number. I asked, ‘What’s the point of life then?’
He said my pride was a tax and I believed him. I still don't know why.
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