Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A ka zonki is the crusted poop that won’t let go and stays stuck to your butt like a bad ex.

My butt feels like it’s on fire and it’s all because of this ka zonki.

I tried to wipe, but it was still there. That ka zonki was a menace.

This ka zonki is so bad, I’m considering a divorce from my butt.

2

Ka zonki is the last piece of poop that won’t quit and keeps hanging on like it owns you.

This ka zonki is like a stubborn toddler. It won’t leave.

I sat down and my ka zonki came back to haunt me.

I tried to ignore it, but my ka zonki was too loud.

3

Ka zonki is the dirty leftover poop that clings to your butt like it’s your new best friend.

That ka zonki is still there. I’ve been sitting on it all day.

I tried to clean it, but my ka zonki just laughed in my face.

This ka zonki is so bad, I’m thinking about getting a new butt.

4

Ka zonki is the dried poop that won’t come off and stays on your butt like it’s glued there.

My ka zonki is so bad, I’m starting to smell like a bathroom.

I tried to wipe it, but my ka zonki was still there. That’s just rude.

This ka zonki is like a badge of shame.

5

Ka zonki is the crusted poop that sticks to your butt and won’t let go, even when you beg it to.

That ka zonki won’t leave me alone. It’s like it’s got a grudge.

I begged it to go, but my ka zonki just stayed there.

This ka zonki is the reason I’m late to school.

6

Ka zonki is the last bit of poop that won’t quit and stays on your butt like it’s your new roommate.

My ka zonki is loud and it won’t stop talking to me.

I tried to get rid of it, but my ka zonki just moved in.

This ka zonki is the worst roommate I’ve ever had.