Ka-ute

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Ka-ute is when someone is so damn perfect you want to punch them in the face just to see if they’ll still be perfect after getting smacked.

My dog just ate my homework. My teacher said, 'That’s the most ka-ute thing I’ve ever seen.'

My crush walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe. That’s ka-ute.

My mom said I was ka-ute. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a warning.

Ka-ute is when you’re so good-looking it hurts, and everyone else is just trying to keep up.

My neighbor’s kid got a perfect score on the test. My mom said, 'That’s ka-ute!' I said, 'That’s just cheating.'

I saw my ex at the store. He looked so ka-ute I almost cried. I didn’t. I just bought a whole bag of chips.

My teacher called me ka-ute. I said, 'You’re just mad I got an A.'

Ka-ute is when you’re so cool, you make the cool people feel like they’re just average.

My friend’s new phone is so ka-ute, I want to steal it just to be cool for a second.

My little brother got a sticker. He said, 'This is ka-ute!' I said, 'You’re just sad.'

My crush’s dog is ka-ute. I’m just glad it’s not my crush.

Ka-ute is when you’re so awesome, people start to question their own lives.

My math teacher is ka-ute. I just stared at him for five minutes and said nothing.

I saw my neighbor’s kid doing a backflip. I said, 'That’s ka-ute!' He said, 'You’re just tired.'

My mom said I was ka-ute. I said, 'You’re just trying to make me feel bad.'

Ka-ute is when you’re so amazing, even the most annoying people can’t help but admire you.

My little sister is ka-ute. She even made my brother shut up for five minutes.

My dog is ka-ute. He just stared at me and I felt bad for being annoying.

My crush is ka-ute. He smiled at me, and I forgot how to walk.

Ka-ute is when you’re so good, people start to believe you’re magical.

My teacher said I was ka-ute. I said, 'You’re just jealous I don’t need a calculator.'

My dog ate my math test. My mom said, 'That’s the most ka-ute thing I’ve ever seen.'

My little brother got a sticker and said, 'I’m ka-ute!' I said, 'You’re just lying.'