Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To punch someone so much their brains go on a vacation.

My cousin Ka-Smited his math teacher after she failed him for eating pizza during a test.

I saw a guy Ka-Smited a chicken at the grocery store because it wouldn't stop clucking.

My dog Ka-Smited the mailman because he took the last treat.

2

To kick someone so hard they get a new address.

My brother Ka-Smited his friend after he stole his lunch money.

The principal Ka-Smited the kid who threw a paper airplane at the clock.

I Ka-Smited my little sister because she wouldn't stop singing in the shower.

3

To beat someone until they look like a soggy taco.

My mom Ka-Smited my brother after he spilled soup on her favorite dress.

The gym teacher Ka-Smited the kid who fell asleep during push-ups.

I Ka-Smited my friend because he took the last slice of pizza.

4

To hit someone so hard they get a second head.

My uncle Ka-Smited his neighbor because he wouldn't stop playing loud music.

I Ka-Smited my friend after he laughed at my bad joke.

The coach Ka-Smited the player who forgot to bring his shoes.

5

To smash someone until they look like a broken toaster.

My sister Ka-Smited her friend because she took the last candy bar.

The teacher Ka-Smited the kid who drew on the desk.

I Ka-Smited my little brother because he wouldn't stop crying.

6

To whack someone so much they start speaking in rhymes.

My brother Ka-Smited the kid who wouldn't stop talking during lunch.

I Ka-Smited my friend because he laughed at my bad joke.

The principal Ka-Smited the kid who dressed up as a chicken on Monday.