ka kaw ka kaw

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When you're on a double date and you're too fancy to just go poop. You yell 'ka kaw ka kaw' like a rooster to tell the other person you're about to take a dump right there in the restaurant.
'Ka kaw ka kaw!' I screamed, then ran to the bathroom like I was being chased by a unicorn.
'Ka kaw ka kaw!' he said, and I knew I was gonna have to wait for him to come back.
She said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then left the table like she was running from a monster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're dressed up like a prince and you're about to poop, so you shout 'ka kaw ka kaw' to tell everyone you're about to explode like a bomb.
'Ka kaw ka kaw!' I said, and then I ran to the nearest bathroom like my life depended on it.
He yelled 'ka kaw ka kaw' right in front of the waiter, and I felt bad for him.
She said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then left the table like she had just seen a ghost.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're on a double date and you're so full you think you're gonna die. You scream 'ka kaw ka kaw' to let the other person know you need to go poop right then and there.
I said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then ran out of the restaurant like I was being chased by a dragon.
He said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then left the table like he was running from the devil.
She said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then disappeared into the bathroom like it was her secret hideout.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're on a double date and you're too embarrassed to just go poop, so you yell 'ka kaw ka kaw' to tell the other person you're about to take a dump in front of them.
'Ka kaw ka kaw!' I yelled, and then I ran to the bathroom like my life was on the line.
He said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then left the table like he was running from a monster.
She said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then disappeared into the bathroom like it was her escape plan.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're on a double date and you're so nervous you think you're gonna poop, so you yell 'ka kaw ka kaw' to tell the other person you're about to lose control.
'Ka kaw ka kaw!' I said, and then I ran to the bathroom like I was running from a bear.
He said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then ran out of the restaurant like he was running from a ghost.
She said 'ka kaw ka kaw' and then disappeared into the bathroom like it was her secret hideout.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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