KA KA yoga

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When you’re at the club and you’ve got the poop dragon in your pants but the door won’t lock so you lean over the toilet like a f***ing superhero with your hands on the door and your feet on the wall. You drop your load and hope it hits the toilet like a f***ing jackpot.
I did a ka ka yoga on the club toilet and my pants were soaked
I had to do ka ka yoga because the door was broken
I did ka ka yoga and my friend laughed so hard he peed
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This is when you're at the club and you're about to lose your pants because you're about to take a f***ing dump but the door won’t lock so you bend over the toilet like a f***ing dog and you drop your load like it’s a f***ing mission.
I did ka ka yoga and my shirt was covered in poop
I did ka ka yoga and my friend was crying
I did ka ka yoga and my shoes got dirty
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You're at the club and you're trying to hide your massive dump but the door won’t lock so you lean over the toilet like a f***ing animal and you drop your load like you're doing a f***ing dance.
I did ka ka yoga and my pants fell off
I did ka ka yoga and my friend was laughing
I did ka ka yoga and my shirt was covered in poop
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