ka-backhand

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When you flip your wrist like a damn show-off and whack someone with your hand’s back side, screaming KA-BACKHAAAND like you just won the damn lottery, and it’s usually your dumbass ex or your cousin who won’t stop talking.
My cousin wouldn’t stop talking, so I ka-backhanded her and she shut up for a whole week.
My ex tried to text me, so I ka-backhanded him in front of his new girlfriend.
I ka-backhanded my boss when he gave me extra work on a Friday.
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You raise your hand high, like you’re about to throw a punch, but then you slap someone with the back of your hand, yell KA-BACKHAAAND, and act like you just discovered fire.
My brother ka-backhanded me when I said his pizza was burnt.
I ka-backhanded my friend because he wouldn’t stop roasting me.
My mom ka-backhanded me when I told her my dog ate her shoes.
3
You slap someone with the back of your hand like it’s the end of the world and you just said KA-BACKHAAAND, and you probably did it because they talked too much or they wouldn’t let you win.
I ka-backhanded my teacher when she said I failed the test.
I ka-backhanded my friend because he said I was ugly.
I ka-backhanded my brother when he told me I was a loser.
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You swing your hand like you’re about to fight a dragon and then hit someone with the back of your hand, yell KA-BACKHAAAND, and think you’re some kind of hero.
I ka-backhanded my neighbor when he yelled at my dog.
I ka-backhanded my friend because he wouldn’t stop teasing me.
I ka-backhanded my mom when she said I was lazy.
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You flip your hand like it’s a damn switch and whack someone with the back of it, scream KA-BACKHAAAND, and act like you just beat up a whole gang.
I ka-backhanded my friend because he said I was weak.
I ka-backhanded my brother when he wouldn’t let me play video games.
I ka-backhanded my dad when he said I was a failure.
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