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the most brain-dead human ever
He tried to cook and burned the entire house down.
He asked if the sky was blue and got confused when I said yes.
He tried to text me and sent me a picture of his dog.
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a human who thinks they're smart but are actually stupid
He thought he was a genius because he knows the alphabet.
He tried to explain the internet and said it was just a bunch of phones.
He got confused when I said 'easy' and asked what that meant.
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the person who makes your brain hurt just by being alive
He walked into a wall and didn't even notice.
He tried to play chess and used the pieces as a snack.
He asked me if I wanted to be his friend and I said no.
4
a human who thinks they're a god but are actually a waste of oxygen
He tried to fly and fell off a chair.
He said he could fix the world and then broke my phone.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat being tortured.
5
the human version of a doorknob
He tried to open a door and didn't know how to push it.
He used a ladder to reach a chair.
He asked for directions and then walked the wrong way.
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the human who has no idea what's going on and never will
He tried to watch a movie and fell asleep during the first scene.
He said he was going to the store and came back with a cow.
He got lost in his own house and called 911.