Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when people have wild sex with dogs because they're too stupid to know better

My uncle got caught doing it in the park. The dog looked confused.

That guy at the bar said his dog 'loves him back.' He's lying.

My cousin's dog got a promotion. Now it's the CEO of bestiality.

2

when humans do the dirtiest thing possible with a dog. It's like a bad date.

She said the dog 'slept with her.' I don't believe it.

He got bit by the dog. Still didn't stop him.

The dog got a tattoo. It's a bestiality legend now.

3

when a dog gets more love than you do. And it's not fair.

My dog has a better life than me. I'm jealous.

The dog got a collar. I got a lecture.

He took the dog on a vacation. I got left behind.

4

a crime against humanity and dogs. Both get hurt.

The dog got a broken nose. The guy got a broken heart.

She got caught. The dog got a treat. Both losers.

The dog ran away. The guy got a bad reputation.

5

when people do things with dogs that should be illegal. And they are.

The cop said it was illegal. He got fined.

The dog got a medal. The guy got a ticket.

He got arrested. The dog got a snack.

6

the worst kind of cheating. You're cheating with a dog.

He cheated on his wife with a dog. The dog was easier.

The dog cheated on him. It had a side gig.

She said the dog was 'too good to resist.' That's not a thing.