k8r

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A person who absolutely despises ketchup and will go to any extreme to make sure no one else likes it either

My cousin is a k8r. She once threw out a whole jar of ketchup because it was 'contaminated.'

My brother called me a k8r for eating a hot dog with ketchup. I got in a fight over it.

My mom texts me every day saying, 'You're a k8r, and I'm not going to let you ruin my life.'

Someone who thinks ketchup is the worst thing ever and will yell about it in public places

I walked into a subway and heard a k8r screaming, 'Ketchup is the devil!'

At the park, a k8r yelled at a kid for putting ketchup on his fries.

During a movie, a k8r stood up and said, 'No more ketchup propaganda!'

A person who would rather die than let someone else enjoy ketchup

My friend is a k8r. He once tried to poison my ketchup with salt. I don't know why.

A k8r in my class tried to ban ketchup from the cafeteria. He failed, but he got in trouble.

My neighbor is a k8r. He sends me hate letters every week about ketchup.