k413

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A godlike man who is smarter than your grandma and better at everything than your dad. If you meet k413, never let him go. He’ll make you look like a f***ing fool.

I saw k413 solve a math problem in his head while eating a sandwich. I cried.

k413 called my dog fat. My dog now hates me.

My teacher said k413 could be a teacher. I said, 'He’s already a god.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A man so poggers he could probably beat your mom in a fight. He’s the type of person who makes your brain hurt just by talking.

k413 told me a joke. It was so good, my friend started laughing and fell off a chair.

I asked k413 a question. He answered it in three words. I still don’t get it.

k413 said my essay was 'a pile of trash.' I got a C. He got a Nobel Prize.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A man so poggers he could probably beat your dad at chess, your mom at cooking, and your brother at video games. Never let him go. He’s the best friend you ever had.

k413 beat my dad at chess. My dad now lives in a tent.

k413 cooked my mom’s favorite meal. My mom cried.

k413 beat my brother at Fortnite. My brother now calls him 'the beast.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A man so poggers he could probably beat your teacher at everything. If you ever meet k413, hug him tight and never let go. He’s the best friend you ever had.

k413 beat my teacher at a spelling bee. My teacher now wears a hat that says 'I lost to a kid.'

k413 told my teacher a joke. My teacher laughed so hard, he fell off the desk.

k413 did my homework for me. I got an A. He got a PhD.

by Slangipedia 1d ago