k3ab

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A k3ab is someone so lost in their own dumbness they think the moon is made of bad decisions.

My cousin said the president was a fake. I told him he was a k3ab.

She thinks TikTok is a conspiracy. That’s a k3ab-level mistake.

He tried to explain the internet to his dog. That’s a k3ab’s work.

A k3ab is like a broken toaster that still thinks it’s fancy.

He said the sky was green. I called him a k3ab.

She thought a banana was a fruit from another planet. Total k3ab.

He still uses a flip phone. That’s a k3ab move.

A k3ab is someone who thinks the future is just a bigger version of yesterday.

He thinks 2020 was the best year ever. That’s a k3ab.

She said the internet was a hoax. I said she was a k3ab.

He still thinks the phone booth is the best way to call someone. Classic k3ab.

A k3ab is like a chicken who thinks it’s a philosopher.

He said the sun was just a lightbulb. That’s a k3ab.

She thinks the world is flat and made of cheese. That’s a k3ab.

He still uses a paper map. That’s a k3ab’s way of life.

A k3ab is someone who thinks the whole world is just a single bad decision away from collapse.

He said the world was ending because of a traffic jam. That’s a k3ab.

She thought the pandemic was just a prank. That’s a k3ab.

He still thinks the moon landing was fake. Total k3ab.