k33g

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a nerd who thinks they're a rock star but still smells like old pizza

You're not cool. You're just a k33g who thinks everyone loves you.

Why do you think you're hot stuff? You're just a k33g who can't shut up about video games.

You're not a king. You're a k33g who got a like from a girl who just wanted to escape her mom.

a brainy dweeb who thinks they're the main character of a movie that nobody watches

You think you're special? You're just a k33g who still uses a flip phone.

You're not a hero. You're a k33g who still thinks Minecraft is the best game ever.

You're not famous. You're a k33g who got a reply from a girl who was just bored.

a know-it-all who still gets tripped by the stairs and thinks it's a sign from the universe

You think you're cool? You're just a k33g who got tripped by the stairs again.

You're not a genius. You're a k33g who still uses a calculator for simple math.

You're not a legend. You're a k33g who still wears glasses and talks to himself.

a guy who thinks he’s a legend but still gets beat up by the school bully every Friday

You think you're a rock star? You're just a k33g who gets beat up every Friday.

You're not a king. You're a k33g who still can’t beat up the school bully.

You're not cool. You're just a k33g who still cries when he loses at Fortnite.

a brainy dweeb who still thinks they’re the main character of a video game no one plays

You think you're cool? You're just a k33g who still plays the same video game from 2012.

You're not a hero. You're a k33g who still thinks the school bully is afraid of you.

You're not famous. You're just a k33g who still talks to himself in the hallway.

a geek who still thinks they’re a rock star but still smells like old pizza and also has a crush on a girl who’s just there for the free snacks

You think you're cool? You're just a k33g who smells like old pizza and still has a crush on the snack girl.

You're not a legend. You're just a k33g who still can’t shut up about video games.

You're not a rock star. You're just a k33g who still thinks the snack girl is in love with you.