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They are so weird they could make a toilet clog with their nonsense and they're your best friend even though you're both losers

They texted me at 2 AM about why the moon is made of cheese

They tried to convince my dog that I was a fake human

They drew a mustache on my teacher's face during lunch

They are a human version of a broken toaster, weird, unpredictable, and somehow still your friend

They showed up to my birthday wearing a chicken suit and a hat that said 'I love math'

They tried to fight my mom over who had the best pizza

They cried when my goldfish died but laughed when I did

They are like a weird kid who thinks they're the king of the school and still your friend even though you're both delusional

They told the principal I was a robot

They tried to take over my lunch table with a kazoo

They drew a mustache on my math teacher's face again