k0r3

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A title for people who know more about music than your grandma knows about her medication. They mostly hang out with loud metalheads or people who think a drum is a curse.

'You call that a riff? I’ve been listening to this since I was in the womb.'

'You’re not a real fan unless you’ve seen a live show in a bunker.'

'You think you know metal? I’ve been headbanging before you were born.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A name for people who can tell you the exact number of beats in a song and still have time to yell at you for not knowing.

'You don’t know the difference between a riff and a solo? You’re not even a real listener.'

'You think this is a song? This is a war cry.'

'You haven’t lived until you’ve heard this album at full volume in a cave.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A label for people who are so into music they might as well be married to it. They hang out with people who scream at concerts and think silence is a crime.

'You don’t even know what a riff is? You’re not even in the same genre.'

'You think you’re a fan? I’ve been to concerts before you were even a thought.'

'You don’t know the difference between a solo and a riff? You’re not even close.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago