K0NY

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K0NY stands for 'King 0f New York,' which means you're so good at being annoying and loud that even the city cops give you a high five.
K0NY just yelled at a taxi driver for not honking fast enough.
My cousin is K0NY because he once screamed 'I’m the king!' in Times Square at 3 a. m.
K0NY showed up at my mom’s work and told her boss he was a 'weakling.'
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A K0NY is someone so respected or loved in New York that even the subway pigeons know your name.
My uncle is a K0NY because he once got a free hot dog from a hot dog vendor just by saying 'I’m from Brooklyn.'
The whole block calls Mrs. Garcia a K0NY because she’s been making the best coffee for 40 years.
Even the mayor sends K0NY a birthday card every year.
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To be K0NY means you act like a crazy person who thinks they’re the most important thing since pizza.
My friend is K0NY because he once tried to wrestle a traffic cone.
She’s K0NY because she told the principal she was 'more important than the school.'
He’s K0NY because he threw a tantrum in Central Park when the fountain wasn’t spraying hard enough.
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