k0k

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1
A smelly, sweaty, lazy, stupid, and often naked version of a cock. Like a cock that got run over by a bus and then fell into a dumpster.
My cousin's k0k is so bad it smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.
He called me a k0k in front of my mom. I still haven’t forgiven him.
That k0k is why he failed math, science, and life.
2
A word for cock, but way more insulting. It’s like calling a cock a cock, but then throwing a punch in its face.
She said my k0k was the worst she’s ever seen. I told her she must’ve never seen a horse before.
He called me a k0k on Twitter. I replied with a picture of his face.
My teacher called my k0k the reason I failed spelling.
3
A cock that’s been through a lot. Like it’s been kicked, cursed at, and left in a hot car on a summer day.
My brother’s k0k is so bad it makes the whole family look bad.
He said my k0k was the reason the internet was invented.
My k0k is so weak it can’t even hold up a pizza box.
4
A cock that’s been used so much it’s like a used sock that’s been in a sock drawer for ten years.
My k0k is so old it has a mustache.
He called my k0k the reason he failed gym.
My k0k is so bad it’s like a cock that’s been in a sock drawer for ten years.
5
A cock so bad it makes a cock look good. It’s like a cock that’s been hit by a truck and then left in a trash can.
My k0k is so bad it makes the whole school laugh.
He said my k0k was the reason he failed PE.
My k0k is so bad it’s like a cock that’s been hit by a truck and left in a trash can.
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