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'I got 10k followers yesterday and now I'm trending.' 'Bro, you're trending because your dog bit your mom.'

'They said I was cancelled again.' 'You're not cancelled. You're just tired of being fake.'

She posted a selfie with a pizza and called it 'art.' The comments were all 'This is the worst art I've ever seen.'

'I got 500 likes on my post.' 'That's because your followers are all your cousins.'

'They said I was cancelled again.' 'You're not cancelled. You're just bad at being cool.'

He posted a video of himself dancing in a grocery store and called it 'a masterpiece.' The comments were all 'This is the worst masterpiece I've ever seen.'

'I have 20k followers now.' 'That's because you paid them.'

'They said I was cancelled again.' 'You're not cancelled. You're just bad at being popular.'

She posted a video of herself singing in the shower and called it 'a hit.' The comments were all 'This is the worst hit I've ever heard.'