k0ff

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A man who never left his moms basement and thinks he's a pro at a game called rainbow six siege

He texted me 'I just killed 5 guys in 2 minutes' and I was like 'bro you're playing on easy'

He DM'd me 'I'm gonna stream tonight' and I replied 'you're gonna fall asleep mid-game again'

He posted a tweet 'I'm better than the pros' and got 3 likes from his moms friends

A guy who lives in his moms basement and thinks he's a spy because he plays rainbow six siege

He told me he's a secret agent and I told him to go back to his moms basement

He sent me a message 'I just hacked the enemy base' and I said 'you hacked your moms wifi'

He posted a tweet 'I'm the best spy in the game' and got a reply from his mom 'you're the best spy in the basement'

A man who eats cereal for dinner and plays rainbow six siege in his moms basement

He messaged me 'I just finished my cereal and killed 3 enemies' and I said 'you're gonna get diabetes'

He posted a tweet 'I'm the best player in the game and I have no life'

He texted me 'I'm gonna win the tournament' and I told him 'you're gonna fall asleep mid-game again'