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A cop pulls out their own lube like it's a weapon and slaps it on a chomo or cop-killer. It's like giving a bad guy a free pass to get a little extra fun while in jail.
The cop said, 'Here, enjoy this while you're waiting for your cellmate.'
The criminal just laughed and said, 'I'll be back for more.'
The cop said, 'This is your new sidekick.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A cop gives a criminal lube like it's a parting gift. It's the worst kind of jail time, you get a free toy and no hope of escape.
The cop said, 'Enjoy your new love life in prison.'
The criminal said, 'This is going to be my new hobby.'
The cop winked and said, 'You're welcome.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A cop pulls out their lube and gives it to a criminal like it's a curse. It’s like being sentenced to a lifetime of awkward sex in a tiny cell.
The cop said, 'This is your new curse.'
The criminal groaned, 'I didn’t ask for this.'
The cop laughed, 'You’ll thank me later.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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