Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so stupid you think your brain is a toaster

My math test score was 23% because I thought 2+2 was 5

I tried to explain my crush to my friend and said they were my 'main man'

I texted my mom ‘I’m going to the store’ and she replied ‘I’m coming with you’

2

You’re like a broken calculator that only does 1 + 1

I told my teacher I was sick and then texted my friend ‘I’m going to the movies’

I called my dog ‘my bestie’ and my mom said ‘You’re a weirdo’

I tried to cook and burned my toast, then said ‘It’s a new flavor’

3

You’re so clueless you think the moon is a pizza

I told my teacher I had a stomach bug and then ate a whole pizza

I said my crush is my ‘number one’ and my friend said ‘You’re a kid’

I thought my dog was sick and gave him my medicine

4

You’re like a zombie who forgot to eat brains

I fell asleep in class and dreamed I was a superhero

I said my crush is my ‘main squeeze’ and my teacher said ‘What’s a squeeze?’

I tried to explain my crush and said ‘They’re my favorite person’

5

You’re so dumb you think the sun is a lightbulb

I told my teacher I was sick and then played video games all day

I said my crush is my ‘bestie’ and my mom said ‘You’re 12’

I tried to cook and said ‘This is a new flavor’ after burning everything

6

You’re like a robot that only knows how to say ‘Hello’

I texted my crush ‘Hey’ and then forgot to reply for a week

I told my friend my crush is my ‘main man’ and said ‘He’s my bestie’

I said I was going to the store and then stayed in bed all day