K-Town Slang

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Words made up in K-Town that are so dumb they make your brain hurt and your mom cry.

My cousin called me a 'dumbass lollipop' because I forgot my lunch.

The teacher said I was 'cheez-whiz stupid' for talking during math.

My dog got called a 'fart-scented meatball' by my neighbor's kid.

Slang from K-Town that sounds cool until you realize it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re a loser.’

My brother said I was a ‘garbage-bag legend’ for eating my homework.

My friend called me a ‘snack-time ghost’ for skipping lunch.

My dad told me I was a ‘toilet-hugger’ for staying in the bathroom too long.

K-Town slang is like the inside joke of a middle school that nobody else understands and everyone else finds ridiculous.

My teacher said I was a ‘pop-tart disaster’ for drawing on my desk.

My friend called me a ‘crayon-wielding monster’ for coloring the ceiling.

My mom said I was a ‘microwave nightmare’ for burning my toast.

Slang made in K-Town that’s so bad it feels like you’re being insulted by a third grader who just got kicked out of lunch.

My cousin called me a ‘soda-fountain failure’ for spilling my drink.

My teacher called me a ‘crayon-coated clown’ for drawing on the walls.

My dog got called a ‘sneeze-bean’ by my neighbor’s dog.

K-Town slang is like a curse you don’t want but can’t escape, and it follows you everywhere you go.

My teacher said I was a ‘lunchroom legend’ for eating my math test.

My mom called me a ‘snack-time slug’ for eating too slow.

My dog got called a ‘toilet-muncher’ by my neighbor’s cat.

Slang from K-Town that’s so silly it’s like being laughed at by a group of sixth graders during recess.

My brother called me a ‘pop-tart ghost’ for hiding in the microwave.

My friend said I was a ‘crayon-scented meatball’ for drawing on the pizza.

My dad called me a ‘snack-time slug’ for eating my homework.