k-tof

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A hot armadillo who thinks they're a rockstar. They’ve got a six-pack and a face like a sidewalk.

My cousin's k-tof is so fine, he’s got a dating app just for his tail.

That k-tof walked by me and I dropped my phone. Twice.

I tried to flirt with the k-tof, and he just said, 'I’m taken by my own reflection.'

A patch of chin hair so wild, it looks like it was grown by a mad scientist.

My dad’s k-tof looks like a forest after a hurricane.

I tried to shave my k-tof, and it came back like a zombie.

My k-tof is so spikey, it could launch a rocket.

Shoes that look like they were stolen from a fruit stand and dipped in glitter.

I wore my k-tof to the mall, and people thought I was a magician.

My k-tof got me kicked out of the grocery store. The oranges were jealous.

I walked into a wall wearing my k-tof. The wall asked for my autograph.