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A dirty south brisbane artist named Bobby Kozak who raps like he's been smoking crack since he was five and still thinks Jay Z is a real person.

Bobby Kozak: 'I'm so famous, even my mom thinks I'm a real rapper.'

Bobby Kozak: 'I'm the reason the Gang Saints exist. You don't even know what that means, do you?'

Bobby Kozak: 'I don't need Mobb Deep, I'm the new Mobb Deep. And I'm also the old Mobb Deep.'

Bobby Kozak is a brisbane trash-talker who claims to be inspired by Jay Z but probably just stole his lyrics from a meme.

Bobby Kozak: 'Jay Z? I've been rapping longer than him. I've had more hits than him. I've had more misses too.'

Bobby Kozak: 'Papoose? I've been rapping since I was a kid. He's just a kid with a voice.'

Bobby Kozak: 'I'm the Gang Saints. I created them. I also destroyed them. Twice.'

Bobby Kozak is a south brisbane rapper who thinks he's the best in the world and started a gang just to prove it.

Bobby Kozak: 'I started the Gang Saints. I didn't need any help. I just needed a gang and a saint.'

Bobby Kozak: 'I'm the reason the Gang Saints are still around. I'm also the reason they're all broke.'

Bobby Kozak: 'I don't need any inspiration. I'm the inspiration. I'm the legend. I'm the best.'