Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake sorry that sounds like it came out of a broken robot trying to stop a fight it started

K sorry I made you cry. I just want to be alone now.

K sorry I stole your lunch. I’ll be back next week.

K sorry I said you were ugly. I was just tired.

2

A sorry that’s so weak it can’t even hold up a conversation, like a wet noodle in a puddle

K sorry I broke your phone. I’ll try not to do it again.

K sorry I called you a donkey. I was busy.

K sorry I lied to you. I didn’t think you’d care.

3

A sorry that’s just a lazy excuse to shut up and leave the mess behind

K sorry I yelled at you. I just needed a break.

K sorry I spilled coffee on your shirt. I’ll clean it later.

K sorry I forgot your birthday. I had a bad day.

4

A sorry that’s so fake it could be used as a disguise for a thief

K sorry I stole your wallet. I was just passing through.

K sorry I ruined your game. I didn’t mean to.

K sorry I took your spot. I was just tired.

5

A sorry that’s like a bad excuse from a kid who just got caught eating candy for breakfast

K sorry I said you were fat. I was just hungry.

K sorry I laughed at you. I couldn’t help it.

K sorry I called you a goat. I was just tired.

6

A sorry that sounds like it was typed in the dark with one finger and a broken keyboard

K sorry I broke your tablet. I didn’t mean to.

K sorry I called you a chicken. I was just sleepy.

K sorry I took your snack. I was just hungry.