k shep

My uncle is a k shep. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still wants to be friends with everyone.

The guy at the gym who walks in like he owns the place is a k shep. He probably hasn't showered since the 90s.

My neighbor is a k shep. He wears the same clothes every day and thinks he's cool.

My cousin is a k shep. He agreed to wear a unicorn costume to a party just to be liked.

The guy in my class is a k shep. He said he likes math even though he failed it three times.

My dad is a k shep. He said he'll go to the mall with me even though he hates shopping.

My brother is a k shep. He hasn't washed his hair in a month and still thinks he's handsome.

The guy next door is a k shep. He smells like a dead raccoon and still tries to talk to people.

My friend is a k shep. He wore the same shirt for a week and still said he looked good.