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A stupid way to measure how bad or good sex is. 10 is the best sex you ever had. 0 is like getting a blowjob from a sock. Anything below that is so bad you’d rather get beaten with a banana and a mop.

My first time with my cousin’s friend was a 3. I’d rather have been yelled at by a priest.

That guy gave me a 1. I think he was high on expired meth.

I got a -5. My dog would’ve been better.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A scale that judges how good or how bad sex is. 10 is the best. 0 is just average. Anything worse than that is so bad you’d rather take a bullet and a nap.

I got a -2. I think I was born in a trash can.

That was a 1. I think my pet goldfish had better sex.

He gave me a -10. I think he was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A crazy way to rate sex. 10 is perfect. 0 is like eating a sandwich made of dirt. Anything less than that is so bad you’d rather be tortured by a clown with a cheese grater.

That was a -3. I think I was born in a prison.

She gave me a -4. I’d rather have been stuck in a blender.

I got a -7. I think my cat would’ve had better luck.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A scale that measures how good or bad sex is. 10 is the best. 0 is like getting a sandwich from a homeless guy. Anything worse than that is so bad it makes you want to scream and throw up.

He gave me a -1. I think I was born in a jail cell.

I got a -6. I’d rather have been stuck in a blender with a monkey.

She gave me a -8. I think I was born in a sewer.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A scale that judges how good or how bad sex is. 10 is the best. 0 is like having a sandwich made of dog food. Anything below that is so bad you’d rather be hit with a flaming mop and a math test.

That was a -2. I think I was born in a blender.

He gave me a -5. I’d rather have been yelled at by a goat.

She gave me a -9. I think I was born in a trash can.

by Slangipedia 1d ago