K. Samuels Syndrome

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K. Samuels Syndrome is like having a broken brain that thinks it’s a fancy car. You’re always looking for praise, but you don’t care about anyone else’s feelings. You’re full of yourself and think you’re the best thing since sliced bread.
"I don’t need no help. I’m a god, and I know it.", A guy who got fired for showing up to work in pajamas.
"You’re just jealous of my greatness.", Said to a coworker who actually did the work.
"I’m gonna be famous. You’ll see.", A tweet from someone who has 3 followers.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Peter Pan Syndrome is when you’re too lazy to grow up. You’d rather party than plan. You spend like a fool and don’t care about your future. You’re more interested in your next drink than your next job.
"I don’t need a plan. I need a pizza.", A guy who left his job to become a pizza delivery driver.
"I’m gonna live forever. I don’t need a savings account.", Said to his mom on his 25th birthday.
"I’m not avoiding my problems. I’m just taking a break.", A text from someone who hasn’t responded to 7 messages.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Self-loathing is when you think you’re the worst person ever. You either think you’re perfect or you’re completely ruined. No middle ground. Just pure hate for yourself.
"I failed everything. I’m a total failure.", A kid who got a B on his math test.
"I’m the worst. I’m gonna die alone.", Said to his best friend after a bad breakup.
"I’m so bad, I make my dog sad.", A text from someone who cried in the bathroom during lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Cluster B is when you’re drama queen with no filter. You’re emotional, you’re nuts, and you’re always in the middle of some mess. You live for chaos and you love to cause it.
"I’m gonna cry. I’m gonna scream. I’m gonna make everyone feel bad.", Said during a meeting about office supplies.
"I’m the most dramatic person ever. You’re all just jealous.", A coworker who cried when their coffee got cold.
"I’m gonna break up with you in front of everyone. Just watch me.", A text from someone who had a 2-minute relationship.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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