K Round

My cousin is a K Round. He eats three pizzas and still looks like a mountain.

That K Round just walked into the gym and the floor shook.

I asked him if he was a K Round, and he said, 'Bro, I’m a whole damn buffet.'

That AK-47 shot a K Round so hard, it knocked my math teacher out.

The K Round flew through the window and hit the principal’s coffee.

I tried to dodge the K Round, but it just hit me in the face and said, 'Hello, loser.'