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Getting so wasted you can’t tell if you’re on ketamine or just plain stupid. It’s like being drunk and high at the same time, but worse.
I k-rocked so hard I fell out of my chair and screamed at the ceiling.
At the party, he k-rocked so bad he tried to eat the pizza box.
She k-rocked so much she texted her mom to tell her she was going to die.
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Korean music that rocks your brain. It’s mostly in Korean, but sometimes they throw in some English. Seo Taiji is the king, and everyone else is just a peasant.
I listened to k-rock so much I forgot how to speak English.
My cousin got into k-rock and now he only talks in Korean.
She said k-rock was better than her ex, and I believe her.
3
A radio station that plays music, or a rapper who used to hang out with Three 6 Mafia. It’s like being a celebrity but not really.
I listen to k-rock every day and still don’t know what it means.
He used to be with Three 6 Mafia, but now he’s just on k-rock.
She said k-rock was better than her job, and I don’t blame her.
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A $1000 chip. It’s like having a ton of money in your pocket, but you still can’t buy anything good.
He had a k-rock and still couldn’t afford lunch.
She got a k-rock and immediately spent it on candy.
He said the k-rock was worth a thousand dollars, but it wasn’t.
5
The best radio station with the best songs. It’s way better than Z100, and everyone knows it.
I listen to k-rock every day and still don’t get why anyone likes Z100.
She said k-rock was the best radio station ever, and I agreed.
He said k-rock was better than his job, and I believed him.
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A radio station with the hottest people on air. It’s like being on TV but with more hot people.
I listen to k-rock because the people on air are hot.
She said k-rock had the best-looking people, and I believed her.
He said k-rock was the only radio station worth listening to because of the hot people.
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Getting a meeting request on a Friday at 4:30. It’s like being forced to work on the last day before the weekend.
I got a k-rock meeting on Friday and was so mad I screamed at my computer.
She said she got a k-rock meeting and immediately went to sleep.
He said k-rock was the worst thing ever because it happened on Friday.
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