K-Rex

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A giant, radioactive kangaroo that’s like a meathead on steroids. It’s so angry it turned half the outback into zombie kangaroos just for fun.
My cousin saw it on the news and now he won’t stop screaming about kangaroos with nuclear breath.
My dog ran into a K-Rex and came back with a broken leg and a new obsession with roadblocks.
My teacher said if we don’t behave, the K-Rex is coming to eat our homework.
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A kangaroo that’s been hit with a radioactive punch and now it’s huge, mean, and it turns people into half-dead kangaroos.
I saw a tweet that said, ‘K-Rex is here. Bring snacks. Also, bring a body bag.’
My brother’s friend got turned into a zombie kangaroo and now he’s chasing people with a stick.
My mom said the K-Rex is coming for my allowance if I don’t clean my room.
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A giant, radioactive kangaroo that’s like a gym rat with a nuclear bomb in its chest. It’s so big, it makes T-Rexes look like tiny chickens.
My friend’s pet kangaroo got turned into a zombie by the K-Rex and now it’s chasing him through the park.
My teacher said the K-Rex is the reason why we have math tests every day.
My dad said if I don’t stop eating my lunch, the K-Rex is going to come and eat me.
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