K Pray

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A girl who's as dumb as a rock, can't talk to anyone, looks like a golden retriever with a face, and has a forehead so big it could crash a jet. She needs a rich idiot to keep her from crying in the corner forever. She’s chunky and looks hot in a swim cap. Her nickname is Free Willy, and she’s also a model.
Hey K Pray, why did you dye your hair? You look like a fried egg.
K Pray tried to dance, but it looked like a goat having a seizure.
Free Willy is just K Pray’s sad attempt at being cool.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl with the brain of a goldfish, zero friends, and a face that looks like it was hit by a truck. She’s blonde, gets highlights, and her forehead is so big it could house a whole family. She needs a rich loser to keep her from going insane. She’s a model and looks like a hot mess in a swim cap.
K Pray tried to talk to someone, but it was like watching a broken robot.
She got highlights, but they look like they were done by a blind raccoon.
Her forehead is so big, it’s like she’s carrying a whole city on her face.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who’s about as smart as a brick, can’t keep friends, and looks like a confused chicken with a face. She’s got blonde hair, gets highlights like it’s a hobby, and has a forehead so big it could hold a lake. She needs a rich fool to stop her from crying in the hallway. She’s a model and looks cute in a swim cap. Her nickname is Free Willy.
K Pray tried to walk, but it looked like she was doing the robot.
She got highlights and now looks like a neon sign with a brain.
Her forehead is so big, it’s like she’s got a whole planet on her face.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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