K-pop Soju Party I don't like it

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A party where people scream like they’ve been hit by a truck and drink soju until they pass out in the hallway.
I tried to dance but my feet gave up and I fell on the floor.
My cousin cried because the boy group didn’t sing the song right.
I drank so much soju I forgot my own name.
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A loud mess where everyone thinks they’re a singer and the soju is the only thing keeping them standing.
I tried to sing but my voice sounded like a dying goat.
The soju ran out and we all started fighting over the last bottle.
I passed out on the couch and woke up in the kitchen.
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A party where you’re too drunk to care if the idols look good or not, and you just want to fall asleep on the floor.
I drank so much I started talking to the ceiling.
I tried to dance but my legs wouldn’t move.
I fell asleep on a chair and woke up on the floor.
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A loud, messy party where people shout, drink soju like it’s water, and forget they’re even at a K-pop party.
I drank so much soju I started laughing at nothing.
I tried to dance but my legs turned to jelly.
I passed out on the floor and my friend took my shoes.
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A party where the only thing louder than the music is your friend screaming your name because they can’t hear themselves.
I tried to talk but my friend yelled over me like I wasn’t there.
I drank so much I started singing in Korean and didn’t know what I was saying.
I fell off the couch and landed on a pile of empty soju bottles.
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A party where you’re too drunk to know if you’re being weird or if everyone else is just as weird as you are.
I tried to dance but I was doing the opposite of the song.
I drank so much I started talking to the ceiling like it was my best friend.
I passed out on the floor and my friend had to carry me out.
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