K-pop kids

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A human who smells like a mix of old socks and expired pizza
They sat next to me on the bus. I nearly fainted.
Their perfume is just sweat and regret.
I saw them eat a whole pizza by themselves. It was a war crime.
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A person who thinks they're famous, but they're just in a band
They waved at me like I was a fan. I was just in the grocery store.
They think their hair is special. It's just dyed green.
They posted a selfie. It was 30 seconds of their life.
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A kid who screams so loud, it sounds like a dog being hit by a car
They sang in the shower. The neighbors called the police.
Their voice broke a glass. Literally.
They scream during concerts. It's like a horror movie.
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A human who wears more makeup than a clown at a funeral
They looked like a rainbow exploded on their face.
They wore glitter and cried. It was glitter tears.
They put on 10 layers of mascara. It was a disaster.
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A person who dances like they're fighting a bear
They moved like they were trying to escape a monster.
They danced in the hallway. It was a chaos.
They spin like they're going to fall over.
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A kid who thinks they're cool, but they're just loud
They talk over everyone. It's annoying.
They think they're the best. They're not.
They yell at the teacher. It's a crime.
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