Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone or something beats you up so bad you question your whole life choices

My math test was a k-niep. I got a 23% and my dog laughed at me.

That burger k-nieped me. I ate it and now I'm crying in the corner.

My mom k-nieped me for not cleaning my room. I now live in a dumpster.

2

when you're so completely destroyed you don't even know what day it is anymore

That video game k-nieped me. I played for 12 hours and my eyes are now tiny.

My dog k-nieped me. I tried to pet him and he bit my hand off.

My dad k-nieped me with a broom. I now have a broom-shaped bruise on my leg.

3

when you get taken down so hard you wish you were dead

My ex k-nieped me in the hallway. I cried and my pants fell off.

That math problem k-nieped me. I stared at it for an hour and it stared back.

My brother k-nieped me with a pillow. I now have a pillow-shaped head.

4

when you're beaten down so much you start talking to the walls

That algebra test k-nieped me. I started whispering to my pencil.

My mom k-nieped me with a mop. I now live in a mop.

My dog k-nieped me again. He's got a PhD in destruction.

5

when something or someone completely smashes your spirit into a million tiny pieces

That pizza k-nieped me. I ate it and now I'm floating in space.

My math teacher k-nieped me. I now have a permanent frown.

My dog k-nieped me with a sledgehammer. I now live in the doghouse.