k-money

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A super-cool girl from the Midwest who looks like she just walked out of a candy store and has the body of a superhero.

My cousin is k-money. She eats tacos for breakfast and still looks like a model.

That girl at the mall is k-money. She could start a war with a smile.

K-money is my aunt. She wears glitter and still kicks ass.

A guy who went to jail for doing bad stuff to kids and still talks like he's in a rap video. His hair is going bald, and he thinks he's still cool.

My uncle is k-money. He says 'wiggity wack dawg' and still thinks he's a gangsta.

That guy in the jail is k-money. He talks like he's on a TV show.

My teacher used to be k-money. Now he just yells at kids.

When you're so drained from doing stupid stuff that you just want to die or take a nap forever.

I was so k-money after that party, I slept for three days.

That test made me k-money. I can't even think straight.

After eating ten tacos, I was k-money and just cried.

When you squirt your jizz into a coffee cup and then throw it on a tiny dog because you're a total idiot.

My brother did k-money on the neighbor's dog. The dog now looks like a coffee stain.

She did k-money on her cat. Now the cat won't stop meowing.

I did k-money on my mom's coffee. Now she won't let me near the kitchen.

The most beautiful woman in the world. She has a nice ass, a cute face, some tattoos, and a brain that could beat yours in a fight.

That girl is k-money. She looks like a goddess and still beats me in chess.

My crush is k-money. She has tattoos and a brain that’s better than mine.

She’s k-money. I would marry her if she asked me.