K Martini

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A Special K coke that got a bourbon shot up its ass
I drank a K Martini and my brain exploded.
My K Martini was so strong, it made my dog pass out.
I had a K Martini and now I'm talking to the ceiling.
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When Special K and bourbon team up to beat you up
My K Martini was so bad, I cried in the middle of the grocery store.
I drank a K Martini and my roommate called the cops.
I had a K Martini and now my pants are on fire.
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The cursed drink that turns you into a lunatic
I drank a K Martini and I started singing to my cat.
My K Martini made me think the fridge was talking to me.
After a K Martini, I tried to run away from my shadow.
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