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When you’re so desperate to poop that you’d take a hit from a K-Mart restroom and still call it a win.
I went in the K-Mart restroom and it smelled like a dead raccoon had a party in there.
I had to go so bad I peed my pants before I even got to the K-Mart restroom.
I tried to hold it in for 2 hours, then I saw the K-Mart restroom and it was like heaven.