Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Music so bad it makes your teeth hurt and your brain want to quit

My mom plays K-Mart Music every morning. I have to wear a helmet.

This song is like a broken jukebox trying to die.

I heard this on the radio and my dog walked out of the room.

2

The kind of music your uncle plays when he thinks he’s cool

My uncle’s K-Mart Music is louder than my math teacher’s voice.

He plays it so much my sister got a headache and a nickname.

I once asked him to stop, and he called me a 'music snob.'

3

Music that sounds like it was made by a drunk toaster

This song is so bad it’s like a toaster got drunk and started singing.

I can’t believe this is real music. It’s like a nightmare.

I tried to dance to it, and my feet gave up.

4

Music so generic it could be played in a shopping mall by a robot

This music is so basic, even the robot would be bored.

I heard it in a mall, and I felt my soul leave my body.

It’s like the robot is just going through the motions.

5

Music that makes you wish you were still in jail

I would take jail over this K-Mart Music any day.

This song is so bad, even the jail guards are complaining.

I played this and my neighbor called the cops.

6

Music that’s like a bad pizza, everyone eats it, but no one likes it

This music is like a pizza with no cheese. It’s just sad.

I eat it, but I don’t say it’s good.

Even my dog turned his nose up at it.