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Dried-up cabbage leaves crumbled and rolled like a fat kid's snack. It gets you high as a motherfucker, but when it wears off, it feels like your brain is getting beat with a wet sock.
My cousin smoked K-leaf and thought he was a wizard. Now he's crying because he can't stop seeing spiders.
I tried K-leaf and now my head feels like it's on fire. My mom says I smell like a dead raccoon.
My brother lit up a K-leaf and started talking to the ceiling. I think the ceiling is now his ex.