K + L

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A fake laugh that sounds like a dying raccoon. It was made to punch holes in the lies of the internet. LOL got fired in 2010 because people used it like it was a free pizza.
Kinda laughing at my cousin’s face when he ate a whole chili cheese dog.
Kinda laughing at my dog when he tried to chew through my laptop.
Kinda laughing at my teacher when she said, ‘This test is easy.’
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Kayla is head over heels for Lorenzo, but he might be using her for her pizza money. Or he might just be a confused guy.
Kayla: ‘Lorenzo, will you go to the movies with me?’ Lorenzo: ‘Maybe.’
Kayla texts Lorenzo: ‘I like you.’ He replies: ‘I’m busy.’
Kayla is crying in the hallway while Lorenzo is eating pizza with his friends.
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Kiss, heart, and rose, all in one. It’s like a love letter written by a 12-year-old who’s also a superhero.
He sends me a K+L and says, ‘I love you like 10,000 pizzas.’
She texts me K+L and says, ‘You are my favorite person, even if you’re a terrible cook.’
They used K+L to ask their crush to prom, and it worked.
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A way to tell people to check out something. It’s like yelling at them from across the store.
Look at this shirt! It’s so cool, it could be a superhero.
Look at this car! It’s faster than my mom’s driving.
Look at this video! It’s better than my life.
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When you’re barely paying attention, but you’re still typing like you’re in a race with a dragon.
Low key typing while eating a whole bag of chips.
Low key doing homework while watching TikTok.
Low key talking to your friend while doing math.
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The extreme point of boredom where you type and try to beat your own record. It’s like being stuck in a time loop with no snacks.
I typed for 2 hours and still felt like I was going to die.
I did the double pillar technique and got 100 letters typed in 1 minute.
I stayed in the double pillar technique so long, my hands fell off.
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K-O-L-T is like getting knocked out by a truck, but the truck is named Talia and it’s also your ex.
He said K-O-L-T and then I cried in the hallway.
She used K-O-L-T on me and I got 100% in math.
K-O-L-T is the reason I failed my math test.
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