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he's a christian rapper who spits hymns like they're curse words
he dropped a verse about jesus at the mall
he raps about god during lunch
he told the principal to 'repent or be expelled'
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he's a christian rapper who thinks he's the chosen one
he told his followers he'd 'save the school from sin'
he preached in the cafeteria like it was a church
he called the gym 'the temple of fitness'
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he's a christian rapper who can't handle his own hype
he screamed 'i am the light!' in the hallway
he cried during his own verse
he tried to convert the lunch lady and failed
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he's a christian rapper who's too loud for his own good
he rapped so loud the janitor turned off the lights
he yelled 'glory to god!' in the principal's office
he sang hymns during the fire drill
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he's a christian rapper who thinks he's the only one who matters
he told the choir they were 'just background noise'
he said the band was 'too secular for his standards'
he refused to let anyone else sing during his set
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he's a christian rapper who's never been to church
he raps about god but doesn't know the alphabet
he said 'amen' but didn't know what it meant
he called the cross a 'rap battle trophy'
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