Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You float out of your body like a farty ghost after snorting ketamine like it’s your job.

I floated out of my body and saw my dog eating my homework. I didn’t even care.

My mom thought I was possessed because I was talking to the ceiling.

I saw my teacher turn into a giant chicken. It was glorious.

2

You’ve been hit by a truck of ketamine and can’t remember your own face, let alone your own name.

I took so much K I forgot my own name. I called myself ‘Bob’ for three hours.

I tried to walk and my legs decided they were on vacation.

I stared at the wall for an hour and it stared back like it was judging me.

3

You’re stuck in a mental prison where your arms move but your brain says no, and everything looks like it’s on acid.

I looked at the ceiling and it was a different color every 10 seconds. I cried.

I tried to blink and my whole world shook.

My finger moved but I thought I had died.

4

You’re half-dead and half-living in a dreamy state where the walls are melting and your socks are arguing.

The living room turned into a magical kingdom with dragons and pizza.

I walked out of my body like it was a door I didn’t want to close.

I saw my dad doing the can-can in a clown suit.

5

Only newbies think k-holing is bad. Pros know it’s the sweetest part of the ride.

Newbies cry. Pros laugh and take a second hit.

I used to be a newbie. Now I’m a legend.

You call it a hole. I call it a portal to glory.

6

You’re hit with memories, flashbacks, and your body turns into a noodle. You may or may not be enlightened.

I saw my childhood dog and cried like a baby.

I had a flashback to my first kiss and got dizzy.

I saw my future and it was made of glitter.

7

You’re so lost in K you don’t know who you are, where you are, or why you’re even doing this.

I took so much K I forgot I had a job.

I stared at my reflection and it looked like my uncle.

I sat on the floor and asked the ceiling why I was alive.