Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who turns a fancy definition into a weak-ass rap that sounds like he just woke up from a nap

K-Hicks: 'I’m the king of the block, but I still live with my mom.'

K-Hicks: 'I flex my biceps and hope my friends don’t notice my lack of biceps.'

K-Hicks: 'I say I’m a gangster, but I can’t even pay my rent.'

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2

he hits the corner like it’s a crime scene and buys drugs like it’s his full-time job

K-Hicks: 'I hit the corner every day like it’s my second home.'

K-Hicks: 'I buy drugs like I’m buying groceries.'

K-Hicks: 'I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a drug guy.'

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3

the worst kind of white boy who thinks he’s a thug but only knows how to say 'yo' and 'dawg'

K-Hicks: 'I’m a thug, but I can’t even spell thug.'

K-Hicks: 'I say yo like I invented it.'

K-Hicks: 'I’m not a real thug, I’m a fake thug.'

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4

he hugs your mom so hard he might as well have proposed to her and then grabs your butt like it’s a surprise party

K-Hicks: 'I hugged your mom so hard I might as well have married her.'

K-Hicks: 'I grabbed your butt like it was a surprise party.'

K-Hicks: 'I hug your mom and then act like I did nothing.'

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5

he’ll leave a party, a bar, a date, or even a math test just to get some bud

K-Hicks: 'I left the party to get some bud.'

K-Hicks: 'I ditched my math test for a smoke break.'

K-Hicks: 'I left the date just to get some bud.'

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6

he’s always late and lies about it for at least three hours before he even shows up

K-Hicks: 'I was late because my mom didn’t wake me up.'

K-Hicks: 'I had to walk to the corner to get my shoes.'

K-Hicks: 'I got stuck in traffic, but the traffic was fake.'

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7

he’ll ditch his friends in a heartbeat if he thinks he can get more wasted

K-Hicks: 'I ditched my friends to get more wasted.'

K-Hicks: 'I left the group because I needed more beer.'

K-Hicks: 'I walked out on my friends like they were my exes.'

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8

he’s always at the bar like it’s his full-time job and he’s paid in drinks

K-Hicks: 'I go to the bar like it’s my office.'

K-Hicks: 'I drink so much I don’t even need a paycheck.'

K-Hicks: 'I work at the bar, but I get paid in beer.'

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9

he wants to feel like he’s floating in the stars, but he can’t even float in a pool

K-Hicks: 'I want to float in the stars, but I can’t even float in a pool.'

K-Hicks: 'I say I’m flying, but I can’t even walk properly.'

K-Hicks: 'I want to be in the stars, but I’m stuck on Earth.'

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10

he’s a Wayne wannabe, but he can’t even spell 'Batman'

K-Hicks: 'I’m a Wayne, but I can’t spell Wayne.'

K-Hicks: 'I want to be Batman, but I can’t even spell Batman.'

K-Hicks: 'I think I’m rich, but I still live with my mom.'

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11

he can’t see past that bag of green, like it’s the only thing that matters in life

K-Hicks: 'All I care about is that bag of green.'

K-Hicks: 'I can’t see past that bag of green like it’s my life.'

K-Hicks: 'That bag of green is my whole world.'

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12

he ends every flow with a random sentence that doesn’t rhyme, and it’s always the worst one

K-Hicks: 'I like bars, and I also like tacos.'

K-Hicks: 'I end every flow with a random sentence that doesn’t make sense.'

K-Hicks: 'I say I like bars, but I also like math.'

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