K-hairing

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When you spill your guts to your girlfriend and she just says K and messes with her hair like it's the last thing she needs to fix before the apocalypse.
'I love you' she says 'K' and braids her hair like it's a life-or-death situation.
'I'm moving in with you' she says 'K' and starts doing a face massage like I'm not even there.
'I'm getting a tattoo of your name' she says 'K' and starts doing a dance in her hair.
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When you go on a whole rant about your feelings and she just says K and starts braiding her hair like it's a competition.
'I'm leaving you' I yell 'K' and she starts braiding her hair like I'm the enemy.
'I broke up with my best friend' I say 'K' and she starts braiding her hair like she's the winner.
'I'm getting a divorce' I say 'K' and she braids her hair like she's doing a victory lap.
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When you try to explain your heart to your girlfriend and she just says K and starts playing with her hair like it's a damn trophy.
'I'm in love with you' I say 'K' and she starts playing with her hair like it's a championship ring.
'I'm going to propose' I say 'K' and she starts playing with her hair like she's already married.
'I'm moving to another country' I say 'K' and she starts playing with her hair like I'm not even real.
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When you try to talk about your feelings and your girlfriend just says K and starts doing something with her hair like it's the most important thing ever.
'I'm getting a divorce' I say 'K' and she starts doing something with her hair like I'm not even there.
'I'm moving out' I say 'K' and she starts doing something with her hair like it's a personal attack.
'I'm getting a tattoo of your name' I say 'K' and she starts doing something with her hair like I'm an idiot.
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When you go on a long rant about how you feel and your girlfriend just says K and starts playing with her hair like it's a damn sport.
'I'm leaving you' I say 'K' and she starts playing with her hair like it's a game show.
'I'm getting a divorce' I say 'K' and she starts playing with her hair like it's the final round.
'I'm moving to another country' I say 'K' and she starts playing with her hair like it's a championship.
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When you try to tell your girlfriend how you feel and she just says K and messes with her hair like it's the only thing that matters.
'I love you' I say 'K' and she messes with her hair like I'm not even in the room.
'I'm getting a tattoo of your name' I say 'K' and she messes with her hair like I'm an idiot.
'I'm moving in with you' I say 'K' and she messes with her hair like I'm not real.
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