k-glock

My cousin is a k-glock. He still wears the same shirt from middle school.

That guy at the gym is a k-glock. He flexes like he's trying to impress a goat.

My neighbor's son is a k-glock. He thinks he's the next James Bond.

My friend is a k-glock. He dated three girls last year and all of them broke up with him.

That guy at the bar is a k-glock. He asked me out and then left to text his ex.

My brother is a k-glock. He still uses the same pickup line from 2012.

My coworker is a k-glock. He shows up to work with hair like a raccoon.

That guy from the park is a k-glock. He wears a hat that covers half his face.

My uncle is a k-glock. He still thinks he's a rockstar even though he hasn't played an instrument in ten years.

My dad is a k-glock. He still claims he invented pizza even though he burned the crust.

That guy at the restaurant is a k-glock. He tried to flip a burger and it fell on the floor.

My cousin's friend is a k-glock. He thinks he's a chef but can't even boil an egg.

My friend's brother is a k-glock. He still wears his high school jersey to work every day.

That guy from the party is a k-glock. He tried to rap and it was like a cat hissing.

My neighbor is a k-glock. He thinks he's the best at everything but he can't even beat his mom at chess.