Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Stealing cash from your ex-wife because she’s loaded and you’re broke

I hit her for $500 and she didn’t even flinch.

She gave me money to buy pizza, but I used it for weed.

I asked for a loan and she said, ‘I’ll give you $1,000 if you stop texting me at 3 a. m.’

2

Making her have babies so she can’t work or think straight

She had a kid and now she’s stuck at home doing laundry.

I made her have two kids so she can’t leave me.

She’s too busy changing diapers to get a job.

3

Forcing her to quit her job so she can’t earn money or think clearly

She quit her job to be with me, and now she’s broke.

I told her she was too tired to work, and she believed me.

She left her job because I said I’d support her forever, and I didn’t.

4

Driving her insane with your nonsense and bad decisions

She’s so mad at me, she’s considering moving out.

I told her I was going to Mars, and now she thinks I’m crazy.

She yells at me every day because I won’t stop being a mess.

5

Following The Pimp Manual like it’s the Bible and you’re a holy man

I followed every rule in the Pimp Manual, and now I’m broke and broke.

I read the Pimp Manual and now I think I’m a king.

I act like I’m a god because of that stupid book.

6

Doing whatever it takes to get laid and keep the money

I’ll do anything for a good lay and a little cash.

I seduced her for money and a little attention.

I used my charm and my wallet to keep her happy.

7

K-Fed you is a phrase made by Prophet, who is Katt Williams

Prophet said it, and now I use it on my ex-wife.

Katt Williams is Prophet, and he made this phrase.

I’m K-Fed because Prophet said so.